I think I ran some Chuck Norris fun facts a while back, but here are some more...and if you don't like it, I'll send Chuck Norris to have a talk with you!Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
(The above facts and many, many others can be found...here.)
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