A Message from Your New Attorney General

Our newly minted Attorney General, Eric Holder, appointed by our newly minted President, Barry Obama, officially shot his mouth off for the first time in his new position yesterday, calling the United States "a nation of cowards" when it comes to dealing with "unresolved" racial matters. I have a message for Mr. Holder:

Sir, during the course of my life, I have had friends, co-workers, and acquaintances from many races, nationalities, and creeds. I have treated them all with respect where it was due and taken them to task for problems when they arise. Ask the Coleman brothers if I am afraid to confront the issue of race in a conversation. Am I racist? Probably to some degree, but so is every other person I know: black, white, Asian, Hispanic, whatever. And you, sir, are racist, too. I have sense enough not to shoot off my mouth when I shouldn't (most of the time) and I try to be intelligent enough not to offend people maliciously like you did yesterday. Mr. Holder, you can kiss my pasty white...well, I probably don't need to finish that sentence, do I? Wise up, do your job right (as constitutionally provisioned) and have a nice day.